It’s only January but we already have the greatest wedding story of the year, y’all.

Via Fox News:

Taking to a Reddit community for relationship advice, the man wrote about how he offered to help set up [his girlfriend’s sister’s] wedding, including lending the speakers from the gym where he works to use for speeches and music.

He said “everything was going fine” on the day of the ceremony until the groom stood up for a speech.

“This is where it all went horribly wrong… my phone automatically connected to the speaker and started playing what was on my phone last… this happened to be porn from the night before, porn sounds started playing from speaker in front of everyone including the brides and grooms families…” he wrote.

The man grabbed his phone to turn it off and said the groom seemed to laugh it off before continuing with his speech. However, the girlfriend saw the man press pause, realizing the porn was coming from his phone and things haven’t been going so well between them since.

“She didn’t say anything at the time however I went home and now she isn’t responding to any of my messages and I don’t know what to do… Any advice would help,” he wrote.

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