It’s always interesting to try and paint a picture of a person based on their Instagram bio, especially if they use a shit-ton of emojis. In the case of this week’s Hump Day Hottie, Margarita Larue describes herself as   which we assume means she is a Regal Lover who Tastes Like Honey and also Might Not Be Real.

Whatever, we’d probably describe OnlineBootyCall as , so what do we know? No much… but what we do know is Miss Margie is super sexy, so she gets a  in our book.