Now THIS is a pick me up for a Tuesday:

 Via HuffPo:

An angry protester threw a pink dildo at the face of a high-profile New Zealand politician during a presser on Friday.

The sex toy bounced off Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce’s shoulder and hit him on the nose and mouth as he spoke to journalists in Waitangi on New Zealand’s North Island.

Online video footage shows the protester shouting, “that’s for raping our sovereignty” as she is escorted away.