This week’s Hump Day Hottie is proof that lifting weights doesn’t make women look manly – in fact it makes them look crazy bangin hot – rock hard in the right areas, super soft in others, and curvy in a way that almost makes us car sick.

Jessenia Vice, a so-called “self-managed” “brand ambassador” and “entertainer” may not have any recognizable job title, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve a raise for being goddamned GORGEOUS. Perfect smile, eyes that make you fall in love, and oh yeah – a straight up flawless BOOTY.

Happy Hump Day indeed.