Hottest Women of 2009
Well, it’s that time of year again. Time to start gearing up for a debaucherous NYE, followed by a shame-filled scribbling of New Years Resolutions. However, here at BCU the end of the year is time for a collection of our favorite (and least favorite) things of the year! And considering we place a hot lady at the top of our “Favorite Things” list- Here we have our top 5 women of 2009, courtesy of Maxim magazine.
5) Olivia Wilde
Maxim had her at #1, but I have to bump her up a few notches because I don’t watch House, and apparently that’s where she exudes immeasurable amounts of hotness. However, I do recall her short but incredibly sexy run on The O.C. a few years back, where she and Mischa Barton shared a kiss. As that image is burned in my mind for all eternity, she can stay on the list.
4) Mila Kunis
Yes, I am aware that Forgetting Sarah Marshall came out in 2008, but by the time I got to Target to buy the DVD, it was 2009. And the surprise that Jackie from That 70’s Show got freakin’ crazy hot is still fresh in my mind. I’m making the list here, not you.
3) Malin Akerman
This year, she went from Ben Stiller’s hilariously psychotic wife in The Heartbreak Kid to a distraction from Billy Crudup’s creepy Smurf junk on The Watchmen. Either way, she was super hot. And, true to my flawless memory for lesbian scenes, she was definitely in a threesome on Entourage a couple seasons back. Extra point!
2) Bar Rafaeli
Bar Rafaeli may not have starred in any big screen movies this year, but she graced the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition with her unquestionably rockin’ bod like, 57 times. And if you weren’t smart enough to pick up that magazine the day, nay the minute, it came out, I feel sorry for your poor, poor soul.
1) Megan Fox
Don’t hate on me for making the obvious choice. I could have easily scanned the pages of some indie mag to find some “totally underrated” girl who, if you tilt your head and squint your eyes is like, kinda sorta pretty, but instead, I picked the world’s most bombshell brunette. From Transformers 2 to Jennifer’s Body, this unfairly genetically-blessed goddess has no business anywhere else except at Number One! Deal with it!
Check out the other 95 insanely hot women of the year at Maxim.com