Sex toys are EVERYWHERE these days, but this new one – aimed at men (who are often overlooked in the sex toy game), called Lovely. Via HuffPo:

The product, which is currently being funded via an Indiegogo campaign, is worn over the penis, and it tabulates information “such as speed, duration and even g-force for thrusting,” according to sex and relationship expert Reid Mihalko. The stats are uploaded to a smartphone app, and couples can share information to learn more about their performance.

Although that all seems a little, erm, MECHANICAL and UNSEXY, we can see how it might be fun to find out if your dong thrust has the same G-force as a carnival roller coaster, right? Anyone? No?

Check out the IndiGogo promotional vid below, and let us know what you think in the comments!