It’s Monday, which means you’re probably moving at a snail’s pace, wondering when is too early to have a second breakfast, and considering making a doctor’s appointment to check for chlamydia cause dat girl was QUESTIONABLE this weekend (Glove your JUNK, BRO). However, here at Booty Call University a lazy, sleepy, hungover or just plain boring Monday is no excuse not to get a lesson in b-o-o-t-y.

This week, your advice comes from 51-year-old Full House star John Stamos, who recently shared his sexing tips with Page Six magazine. Via Gawker:

“It’s about listening, asking, talking … I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me, it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman…  but it’s all listening … With women, you have to listen to their bodies.”

Decent advice, we’d say. In a world where women would much rather watch lesbian porn because even ACTORS can’t convince them those girls would get off by a dude just jackhammering her cervix, guys could use all the advice to SLOW DOWN that they can get. So next time you’re in the sack, dudes, remember – “it’s more rhythm than melody… listen to their bodies.”