You know we’re all about safe sex. We talk about condoms basically CONSTANTLY, because though we know casual dating and sex are fun, STDs and unplanned pregnancies are NOT. However, even we are a little weirded out by the happy, positive, almost creepily-cheery tone of this 70s venereal disease ad, which boldly proclaims “VD is for EVERYBODY, not just for a few.”

The 70s were all about free love and acceptance and peace and bell-bottoms, so we’ll give this weird AF video a pass. But today? I think we’ll stick to having safe sex, thank you very much.