In the most recent edition of SWEET JESUS USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HOOK UP WITH SOME STRANGE, TMZ reports that notoriously violent and angry singer Chris Brown has recently become a father to a baby girl with a 31-year-old “aspiring model” named Nia.

TMZ claims he’s known Nia for years, so I guess my “strange” comment might be off, but still – as big fans of casual dating and hook ups and sex positivity, we still want to let this be a PSA to all y’all single ladies and gents out there to be safe when you hit the sack with ANYONE. Unless you’re ready to be a proud parent (or to catch yourself a little case of the Clap), be safe. Wear a condom. Birth control is up to 99.9% effective – but if you’re knockin’ boots with someone you don’t plan on having a future with, don’t be dumb. We’re guessing Chris isn’t exactly up for taking care of an infant, and we’re also guessing Nia might not be super keen on her baby daughter being raised by a guy whose fave hobby is getting into fist fights.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Karrueche ain’t having none of that baby drama. She’s out. You go girl.

WRAP IT UP, GUYS!