It’s Friday before Super Bowl Sunday – are you ready for a weekend of yelling and betting and eating and drinking and hoping Katy Perry has a Janet-level “wardrobe malfunction”? We are too. But before you head out to make “perfect balls” jokes about Tom Brady, we’re gonna throw a spiral of booty right into your palms. This one is courtesy of the beautiful Instagram model Suelyn Medieros. 

If that booty was an NFL football, it would be perfectly inflated at regulation SEXY levels, don’t you think? We don’t know about you, but we think we’ll just hang out here, watching that hypnotizing badonk until closing time. We’ll see you on Monday, hungover, broke, and suffering from indigestion, but ready for more BOOTY.