Friday: full of excitement and wonder and potential! A wondrous two days ahead, free of obligation and agendas. What are you going to do this weekend? Party? Eat? Drink? Hook up? Travel?

Well, have fun with that, because we’re going to be sitting in front of our computers, watching JLo and Iggy Izalea’s video for “Booty,” on repeat, for the next 72 hours.

And in case you decide to abandon all attempts at civility and spend your weekend staring, glazed-eyed, at two booty-licious butts covered in oil, here’s the video. It’s DEFINITELY NSFW, so bookmark and save for the bus ride home, will ya?