Right now, across the Atlantic Ocean, party animals from around the world are gearing up for a month of beer drinking and dancing and “traditional religious mass” (erm… maybe not that one) that makes Oktoberfest in Munich the greatest thing since the cavemen discovered hops. The only thing BETTER than an entire country partying together is the fact that there are incredibly gorgeous women partying together… WITH NO TOPS ON.

And that brings us to today’s Hump Day Hottie: German hottie Micaela Schaefer, sans top, at Oktoberfest.

(Click for a tons of fully NSFW pics)

Though we’re sitting in the steaming tar pit previously known as San Diego, trying to work while the sun tries to fry our eyeballs from our heads, we can at least be thankful that SOMEWHERE, there are bear breasted women holding giant mugs of frothy German-style beers in perfect 70 degree weather. And for that, we thank you, Micaela Schaefer, and award you our prestigious Hump Day Hottie of the Week Award.

Actually, I don’t know why I’d be thankful for that. I’m just angry.

Happy Hump Day. Grr.

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