Happy Monday!

Now that Football is in full swing (and our beloved Chargers just so happened to destroy the Super Bowl Champs yesterday), it almost feels like autumn. I mean, yes, it was 112 degrees on the field at Qualcomm and yes, more people were enjoying the beach than we were making chili and wearing scarves, but still – it’s almost TECHNICALLY fall. And in America, that can mean only one thing: Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING. Lattes, muffins, Oreos, even BOOZE can’t escape from the popular seasonal gourd Starbucks flavor (even if there is technically no pumpkin in their stuff).

One thing you won’t be getting in pumpkin spice flavoring: CONDOMS. Although a photo was making the Twitter rounds last week of a Durex condom with a “limited edition” pumpkin spice flavor, turns out it was all a hoax, with one Durex rep telling BuzzFeed, “Durex has heard that people are saying we launched a ‘Pumpkin Spice’ condom,” the spokesperson said. “We can’t claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.” (Via HuffPo)

Sad days for the cross section of people who LOVE pumpkin spice and those who like giving BJs with condoms on (so, um, I would guess like 4 weirdos in Seattle?). Great day for the rest of us, because though we are always #teamSAFESEX, that sh*t sounds NASTY.

For more disgusting condom ideas, check out this, this, and THIS (the worst).