The Emmy’s were last night – did you watch them? Yeah, we didn’t either. It’s the same thing every year, wrought with terrible jokes and drawn-out acceptance speeches and weird publicity stunts that are kinda-funny, kinda-yikesy. We scoured the web trying to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING from last night’s TV award show to share, but aside from Billy Eichner’s hilarious bit (where a woman called the Emmy a “GOBLE,”), and Sarah Silverman showing off her pot stash on the red carpet, there was just straight nothin’. Boring ass nothin’.

So instead this morning we thought we brighten your day with what we hope is the LAST ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE ever. What’s that, you ask? How could the ice bucket challenge get any more ridiculous? Oh, oh my sweet child. Let me show you.