I just recently watched Half Baked for the first time. I’d never seen it, even though I’m a huge Dave Chappelle fan. It was one of those moments where I couldn’t BELIEVE I’d been so ignorant of such a masterpiece for so long. HOW DID I GO SO LONG WITHOUT KNOWING THE ORIGIN OF THIS JOKE (NSFW)?

Anyway, today I feel that same feeling: a deep pit of shamefulness combined with excitement at my newfound love, about a woman whose body is so nutso that I can’t even contain my shock that I’d never heard of her before. Prepare your heart and head and other head for Lira Mercer:

BADONKAWHAT?! That thing is out of control! Lira, who also goes my Lira Galore, is a model and therefore is no stranger to sexy pics (her Instagram is full of em if you wanna kill a couple hours), but we think that one up there just about takes the cake (cakes for DAYS, that is).

We hope you’re enjoying this week of bombshell babes, but really – what’s the point of even trying again tomorrow? HOW CAN ANYTHING BEAT THAT?

Help us out – share your favorite bootylicious babe in the comments!

(oh, and Lira, we love you you’re amazing call us please)