We’ve chatted a few times about penis size here on this lil blog, and have, for the most part, come to the conclusion that unless you’re workin with a micropenis, size doesn’t really matter to most women. Apparently, however, studies and science don’t mean much to Germans, who are like, CONSTANTLY getting their junk surgically enhanced. Via Jezebel:

According to a survey recently released by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, of the 15,414 penile enlargement surgeries that took place last year, 2,716 took place in Germany. That’s more than all of the dick-embiggening procedures in the rest of the nations that comprise the Top 10, combined!

Why are those crazy Germans heading into the OR and getting their dicks sawed in half and stuffed with silicone (okay, I don’t really know how penile enlargement works)? We may never know. What we do know, is that there 2,786 guys walking around with cyborg penises…

And I kind of want to see em.