Couple Arrested For Sex On Roof of Chipotle
Sometimes you just don’t know when THE MOOD will hit. Maybe it’s in the middle of a first date dinner when you found out the chick across from you likes Die Hard as much as you. Or while walking down the street on a hot day when you both yell “man I want a margarita” at the same time. Every once in a while, the stars align and you’ve got to get yourself back to your apartment (or hotel) (or back seat parked in an alley) IMMEDIATELY.
So I’m not going to initially judge Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, for getting irresistibly horny while out together and needing to get in on like, NOW, but I think I will judge them for choosing the ROOF OF A CHIPOTLE MEXICAN FOOD for their rendezvous spot. Via USA Today:
Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, each were charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest and conspiracy after officers received several reports about two people having sex on the roof above the restaurant, Cpl. James Spadola said.
When an officer arrived, he saw the pair engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof, Spadola said.
“The female was wearing a black dress that was pulled up,” he said, adding that he didn’t have any information on what the man was wearing.
The officer ordered the couple to stop, but they continued for nearly 20 seconds before disengaging, Spadola said.
When they were told they were being arrested, the couple ran to Suh’s apartment nearby where officers found them and placed them under arrest.
Bummer, man. Although I can’t imagine chowing down on of those 1000 calorie burritos and then immediately hopping into bed with someone, I gotta give Michael and Nicole props. They knew what they wanted, executed a plan to get ‘er done, and didn’t let the smell of black beans deter them. That right there is DETERMINATION.
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