Hump Day Hottie: Claudia Sampedro
The mean side of me really wanted to exploit the hilariously depressing photos of miserable Brazilian fans for the post this morning, but luckily I realized it was Wednesday just in time, and that means only one thing: Hump Day Mothaf***in’ Hottie! Thank God, too, because that means instead of spending your morning trying to expunge THIS FACE from your memories, you get to see this:
Claudia is the girlfriend of AMERICAN football star Julius Peppers, who A) has a name that sounds like a mix of an Orange Julius and Dr. Pepper, and B) just signed a three-year deal with the Green Bay Packers, which means this sexy couples’ life is all trips abroad and poolside posing.
According to her Twitter bio, Claudia is a “supermodel and actress,” but so far we know her as a total eye-popping bombshell with an affinity for dating NFL players (the next Kim K, perhaps?). Whatever her chosen profession is, we support her, especially if it involves constantly uploading undies pics of herself to her Instagram.
Claudia, you are our Hump Day Hottie of the Week. KEEP IT UP, GIRL!