As we at OBC are simultaneously crossing our fingers, sitting on our butts, and sneaking beers beneath our desks in hopes of a win today in the World Cup vs Belgium, there are people in Australia who are submitting themselves to “Fetish Fitness” classes, BDSM-themed workouts led by a dominatrix by the name of Mistress Anna.

Via Jezebel:

Here, the participants enjoy some of the same exercises they’d participate in at a traditional gym, but with a special twist. Lunges and squats become more intense when the clients’ genitals are weighted down and a stint on the rowing machine becomes much more intense when the mistress pulls one along on chains. And, of course, there are nipple clamps.

AGHHHH! While we’re totally down for non-traditional sexual experiences (especially since BDSMers are more likely to be mentally well-adjusted), we’re kinda confused as to why anyone would want to go to some stranger’s house and get whipped why trying to bust out those last few burpees.

Check out the video below (totes NSFW in case you were wondering), and let us know in the comments if this totally unconventional (and a little bit creepy, to be honest) workout method would appeal to you. Meanwhile, I’ll be eating donuts and counting down the minutes till kick-off. GO USA!