Oh DAMNIT, we totally forgot to share a Hump Day Hottie last week! What were we THINKING? (Answer: wahhhh we’re  hungry and sleepy and it’s hot and I don’t wanna don’t make me)

To make up for our horrendous lapse in judgement last week, we’re sharing with you one of the hottest Hump Day Hotties yet – a woman that makes other hourglass figures look like shapeless lumps of Play-Doh. Say hello hello HELL-LOOOO to Irene the Dream:

If Irene looks familiar to you, it’s not because she’s in movies or music or TV (unless you count her Instagram vids). It’s because her booty and teeny waist are so jaw-dropping, it drew the attention of a famous(ly stoned) rapper AND an ex-NFLer. We can’t blame them for being thirsty – that badonk is like nothin we’ve ever seen before!

Of course, that might be because she’s been photoshopping herself, but we’re gonna choose to believe that that figure is 100% authentic. Because if it ain’t our little hearts will be BROKEN.

To Irene the Dream, we cheers you for celebrating those mind-bending curves and sharing them with the world. You’re our Hump Day Hottie of the week – Keep it up!