Happy nachos and tequila day! We’re celebrating the Battle of Puebla by wearing sombreros indoors and pretending to be Mexican, but some kids in Sacramento are probably still puking their brains out after some girl they bullied baked them semen and pube filled cupcakes.

Via Gawker:

A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, Calif., reportedly put pubic hair, semen, expired food, and pills into the cupcakes she handed out last Thursday to kids who picked on her. Another student asked the girl why her cupcakes tasted so bad, and she said it was because she’d filled them with bodily fluids.

I wish that all issues were solved by baking terribly disgusting food. No more shootings or stabbings or yelling matches, just poop cookies and sweat pies. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to vomit BEFORE the tequila hits.