It’s been nearly a year since the last time we examined a terrible condom idea, so it makes sense that today we’d come across the news that another company has taken condoms – which are supposed to be SEEN and not TASTED, and made them taste like something terrible. In this case: Marijuana.

Everyone say hello, and then immediately GOODBYE GO AWAY FOREVER to Cannadoms, the weed-flavored condom, which according to the site is “Green in colour, and smells and tastes like the real thing!” Um, no THANK YOU.

Look, we understand that there are different strokes for different folks. We know that some people like different positions and others are into toys and others like their sex painful and a bit humiliating (and most of us like a little of it all). And to be fair, a potent and well-grown weed crop can smell pretty damn enticing. But I don’t think that when you’re going to town on a latex-covered schlong (I don’t understand that in the first place), you want it to taste like someone spilled bong water in your mouth, DO YOU?

What do you think? Would you try a weed-flavored condom? Let us know in the comments!