OKAY LOOK. I tried to promise myself I would never feature Kate Upton as a Hump Day Hottie again. It’s like giving another World Series win to the Yankees. WE GET IT, THEY’RE GOOD. And WE GET IT, KATE UPTONS TITTIES ARE MAGNIFICENT. But when this video popped up on my feed yesterday, I broke down and decided she can have one more, because I have never seen boobs in zero gravity. Have you?

Well, NOW YOU HAVE:

Yep. That’s Kate Upton’s 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition shoot – in which she boards the Zero Gravity Corporation’s C9 plane (dubbed by some as “the vomit comet” – not super sexy) in nothin’ but a bikini, and takes the ride of her life. According to CNet, the Zero G craft works by

ascending at a steep angle before slowing, straightening out, and then quickly descending at a steep angle. Weightlessness occurs in the moments between slowing near the top of the arc and pointing the plane straight down at high speed to begin the next parabola. According to Zero Gravity’s Web site, about 20 -30 seconds of each parabolic cycle are weightless.

An unfortunate side effect of escaping gravity via a parabolic flight is that on the other side, or low point, of each cycle, gravity is basically doubled. So after that amazing floating feeling of freedom, you get slammed to whatever surface is beneath you and basically get the feeling of being smothered by somebody that weighs exactly as much as you.

We salute Kate Upton for putting up with that scenario to give us a video (and some incredibly sexy pics) of those world-famous tatas in zero gravity. So, here – take your stupid Hump Day Hottie award again, you SELFISH JERK.

Just kidding I love you