Porn Star Wants to Bang 23 Guys on Her 23rd Birthday
If you’re a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you’ve already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the “work week” making online Super Bowl bets and figuring out where you’ll be getting slobber-faced drunk this Sunday, since it’s the last time of the year you can start drinking at 10 am on a work night without feeling like an alcoholic.
Well, let us snap you back into reality for a moment with a news story you’re sure to share with your party-mates this weekend. According to NY Daily News, a Canadian porn star by the name of Heidi Van Horny (wow! What a conveniently sexual name!) plans to ring in her 23rd year by gettin’ did by 23 strange dudes on camera. HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDEED.
Via NYDN:
“The X-rated actress, who’s filmed 10 movies in just four weeks of being in the adult industry, put out an appeal for prospective lovers online.
Flooded with more than 500 applications, she’s now sifting through their details to select her favorites.
The orgy, organized by XXX AD4 Productions, is set to be broadcast live online from Montreal swingers’ club Eclipse Dix71.”
FIRST OF ALL, can we bring our attention to point A – the fact that she’s filmed 10 MOVIES IN 4 WEEKS??? Pshhhhh, and we were just thinking that Kevin Hart was impressive for having four movies coming out this YEAR! That right there is a hard-working girl.
And we gotta give props to Miss Van Horny for celebrating her birthday doing what she does best. Some people match their years in miles for charity, and some people celebrate by having almost two dozen strangers bang them on camera. Takes all types.
You go, Heidi Van Horny. Here’s to another 23 years, 23 movies, and 23 dudes!Happy birthday!
February 27, 2014 @ 4:10 am
CaliBear needs to mind her own damned business and put some of her wasted effort into a proper grammar lesson.
The ‘Addy’ (as you so ‘eloquently’ put it [sarcasm]) was readily available Online for those of us interested, thank you!
February 15, 2014 @ 2:28 pm
23 is a very good number. Call me if you need me to fill you in! 9082306384
Prince Marta Mejir
Porn Star!
February 5, 2014 @ 4:29 pm
Omg omg smfh smfh holy crapt :) happy birthday that one way to celebrate i say way to go glad you did not post the addy for these pack of hungry pack of wolfs again happy birthday!!!! :-)
February 3, 2014 @ 6:23 am
Can we get the link to the Application Website, please? That would very helpful and much appreciated. ;1)
February 1, 2014 @ 1:41 pm
Where can I apply?
February 1, 2014 @ 8:54 am
Can I be one of the 23 dudes
January 31, 2014 @ 10:41 pm
Is it too late to apply? Lol! Who says girls aren’t nasty!