We’re about to launch into the 2014, can you even believe it? I mean, I’m pretty sure when I went to bed last night it was April, and now POOF, December 31. It’s shocking. Needless to say the OBC staff is pretty stoked to get our asses out of the office and into a bottle of champagne. But before we do that, we wanted to drop by and give you a real booty-ful post. Literally. The most booty-ful post in the world.

While orange hair and morbid obesity aren’t quite our thang, we give Sarah Massey props – an ass of those dimensions is nothing if not impressive. This new year, we hope you’ll jump in with the same passion for life that Miss Massey has for, um, ass-tasticness.

Happy New Year from OBC!