I kinda wondered after her brilliant debut in the “Blurred Lines” video if we’d ever see Emily Ratajkowski again. I mean, if I’ve already seen your tittays there’s not much room for moving up in my memory, y’know? Even if said tittays are just fantastic.

However, in her new shoot with GQ, Emily somehow managed to up the ante of sexiness by appearing in the only set of beige underwear on the planet that isn’t made with enough room for a set of Depends. Like seriously, when I think “nude underwear” I think this, not THIS:

Are you kidding me with that face and body?! I don’t care if she doesn’t ever appear in moving form again, these pictures are enough to keep me satiated for the rest of my life. Plus we like that although she’s gotta know she’s sexy AF, she doesn’t come off as arrogant. When asked about her dancing skills in the video, she told GQ, “It was my personality. There was no glamour involved. I was just silly and playful and kind of ridiculous – a big dork. [Until the video] I only let my best friends see that. Or if I’ve had a couple of cocktails.'”

Well, Miss Emily, let us be the first to tell you that we would be HAPPY to take you out for a few cocktails if it meant you would take off your shirt and dance like the adorable dork you are. For being sweet, sexy, and making skin-colored underwear somehow look less than haggard, we award you our prestigious Hump Day Hottie award. KEEP IT UP!