It’s Thursday, so the most risky thing we at OBC will be doing today is MAYBE getting mustard on our sandwiches at lunch instead of just mayo. I mean, if we’re being honest I’ll probably say “yeah, DEFINITELY mustard… in fact, DELI MUSTARD!” but then the second the guy at the counter lifts that bottle of browny-yellow goop to my perfectly formed club sandwich I’ll yell NO WAIT NEVERMIND I TAKE IT BACK NO MUSTARD! Because it’s Thursday, and Thursdays are made for laying low and not ruffling any feathers and just keeping your head down because Friday’s a mere 24 hours away. No risks on Thursdays, that’s our rule.

But apparently it’s NOT the rule of this COMPLETELY TOTALLY INSANE Russian chick, who decided that her perfect Thursday would consist of bungee jumping with her boyfriend while JUST HOLDING ONTO HIM. Yeah, like NOT EVEN STRAPPED IN. WHAT. THE. HELL, RUSSIA?!?!?!?!

Ugh. Happy Thursday to you, crazy-but-miraculously-still-alive-Russian-chick. And happy Thursday to the rest of us, who are patiently sitting and waiting for the weekend to come.