Is it just me or is it the slowest week ever?! Maybe it’s because it’s getting colder? Maybe it’s because it’s my birthday this weekend (no big) (huge big) (wish me a happy birthday in the comments plz)? I don’t know, all I know is I woke up this morning in a BUMMER mood.

AND THEN I SAW THIS: a video TMZ caught of walking-hedgehog-shaped-pin-cushion GUY FIERI getting into a VERY intense “argument” with his “hairdresser,” but it looks much more like an argument with a boyfriend, ifyoucatchmydrift (coughcough Guy Fieri is totally gay coughcough).

Prepare for this (NSFW language):

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my GOD. So good! SO, SO GAY! Of course, Fieri reportedly said it was just “dudes being dudes,” ya know, just “a bunch of guys messing around. Things got a little out of hand, but they’re all good now.”

I’m sorry, but I’ve never seen some buds slap-fight each other through the door of a moving car. On the other hand, I’ve seen drunken couples do this. SO… YEAH.

HAPPY THURSDAY.