I hate scary movies. I hate haunted houses. I hate anything that purposefully scares you for “fun”. What is “fun” about inducing nightmares or thinking you might be murdered by an axe-wielding maniac? Yeah, NOTHIN’.

But what IS fun is watching OTHER people get the ever-living piss scared out of them, especially when they aren’t expecting it – like in this viral ad for the new Carrie remake, starring Chloë Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore. I will NOT be seeing the movie, but yeah, I will watch this four or five times today. Classic.