Couples showers: one of the most sexy and fun things you can do with a partner! The combination of steam and suds makes for the perfect setting for some morning or evening hanky-panky.

Unless you’re this couple, who have taken a universally loved sexy activity and made is GROSS and BORING and TERRIBLE. I suppose it’s to be expected from the TLC show “Extreme Cheapskates,” the same program where we met this nutjob.

Check out this “couple taking a shower” scene that would NEVER make it on RedTube.

Let’s all rejoice that despite our money problems, at least we aren’t SHARING DENTAL FLOSS.

But, you know, ENJOY YOUR LUNCH!