It’s Wednesday, which means we’re halfway through the work week. How are YOU feeling? Are you feeling super sexy and ready to grab the day by the balls and make it your bitch? Then here, have a look at Britney Spears’ new video for her single “Work Bitch.” With the twelve seconds of dancing she does, it almost reminds you of when she was 19 and hadn’t yet gone off the rails. It’s a pretty good dance jam that reminds you if you WANT something, you gotta WORK for it (bitch).

Happy Wednesday to all you inspired, ready-to-rule-the-world peeps out there:

If you, on the other hand, can’t believe it’s only Wednesday, because it feels like it should be Friday afternoon even though you just woke up and you’re on your third cup of coffee but maybe you’re immune to it or something because you’re SO, SO TIRED, what the HELL, and you just want to curl up in bed with a bag of Funyuns and watch reruns of Family Matters all day, then here, take this. It will make you feel better about life:

I feel you, tuba players. I feel you.