DO: Make out in a parking lot after a dinner date. It’ll be like your first kiss, and remind you of being a kid again.

DON’T: Have sex in a super obvious public place. You don’t want to get slapped with a public indecency ticket.

DO: Lay a blow up mattress in the back of a truck, go out to the desert to watch the stars, and get frisky!

DON’T: Have sex in a car in a garage. Dying of carbon monoxide poisoning sucks, but mid-coitus? Even WORSE.

DO: Get a little randy at a drive in theater. Nothin’ too hot and heavy though, and DEFINITELY not at a Disney flick.

DON’T: Do it in the back of a cab. A) that’s rude, it ain’t your car, and B) you have NO IDEA what kind of diseases are living back there. Putting a naked butt cheek on a cab seat is tantamount to suicide.

DO: Steam up the windows. It’ll give you a bit of privacy and make you feel like you’re in the movie Titanic.

DON’T: Have sex in the driver’s seat, while driving, ON THE FREEWAY, as people film you. Good GOD, people. Good GOD.