We’ve talked some mad shit on the Kardashian Klan in the past. To the point where I figured maybe it was time to stop, because everyone has problems, even if they’re rich beyond your wildest dreams and got there mainly for selling a sex tape. When the numerous stories of Lamar Odom and Khloe’s marriage issues made the headlines, I thought, we should really give them a break, life is tough and suffering in front of the paparazzi and tabloids must be seriously stressful. As they say, “celebrities – they’re just like us, except they give their sixteen-year-olds $125,000 cars which they then crash 18 days later.”

So, we laid off the Calabasas crew for two whole weeks. TWO WHOLE WEEKS! But then, well, this happened:

(Via The Superficial)

“Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a reality show about the every day lives of the Kardashians as it happens, so naturally the cameras will be around to capture them celebrate the holidays. Holidays like Christmas which they filmed yesterday. In September. 90 days before December 25. Which seems like something you’d probably want to keep hidden if you want viewers to keep swallowing your bullshit except these are all pics Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner freely shared with their millions of followers on Instagram and Twitter because they clearly understand their audience, and it’s morons.”

UUUUGHHH. Kardashians/Jenners, I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO LIKE YOU, BUT YOU MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE. I mean, sure, we all know that reality shows are a big ol’ crock o’ lies, but we at least thought that events were scripted in the same MONTH as they actually happened. But nope!

I guess it doesn’t really matter all that much, except it’s sad that three, tiny, innocent babies are being raised into this kind of environment. “Sit right here Mason, while mommy fake cries that daddy is cheating on her. I know he’s sitting right there watching TV, but act like you’re worried.”

AWFUL!