It’s Monday morning. You’re cranky. You spilled milk on your pants during breakfast and now it looks like you jizzed yourself. There was so much traffic that you wished for another Bubonic plague. Because of said traffic, you got to work late and couldn’t find parking and then that douche bag Peter said, “rough morning, Sport?” and you wanted to punch him so hard, so so freakin’ hard.

Well, let me add a little more anger to your morning with a few Vine clips that will make you hate humanity even more than you did when you stubbed your toe on the coffee table while looking for your shoes this morning.

Via BuzzFeed, here are some of the WORST selections of #DoItForTheVine, a trending topic wherein idiots do stupid, dangerous, mean, heartless, and may I repeat STUPID shit and record it to try and get famous on Twitter. I guess I’m just feeding into it by featuring these dumb asses here on BCU, but I just want these to be moving Wanted signs so if you see these people in public you might “accidentally” slap them in the face with a raw ham or something.

Here are a few of the worst, but head over to BuzzFeed for some more Monday awfulness.

1. Dude knifes toaster… while it’s on:

2. This dick makes a mess for minimum wage employees to clean up:

3. And lastly, this chub who LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE.

Ugh. SO MUCH UGH. Let’s get this stupid day underway already.