Hump Day Hottie: Stephanie Cook
Hump Day Hotties, as a general rule, are supposed to be celebs. They’re supposed to be recognizable faces (and boobs) (and butts) that you’ve seen in movies or music videos or on the Victoria’s Secret catwalk. Every once in a while, though, a nobody pops up with such a sweet bod that we just have to break our own rules and share their delicious hotness with you. Today is one of those days, unless for some creepy reason you know who Miss Stephanie Cook is. I bet you don’t…
…although now I’m sure you want to know more! All I can find online is that she’s an LA-based model, but can’t seem to find any other info, but I do know that A) there are like 30 Stephanie Cooks on Model Mayhem, and B) HOLY BALLS, THOSE CHESTICLES.
Usually this is the part where we mention a recent project of the Hump Day Hottie, or discuss their merit as a performer, but honestly, who really cares. You’re probably not even reading this, because, and I repeat, THOSE CHESTICLES.
Good job, whoever-you-are. KEEP UP WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO, ASSUMING “IT” IS KEEPING THOSE BOOBIES IN TIP-TOP SHAPE.
Jimmy Fuentez
September 13, 2013 @ 3:47 am
I would marry you anytime