Get Booty This Last Weekend of Summer!
Labor Day is generally considered the last weekend of summer, which is funny because IT IS JUST NOW GETTING HOT IN SAN DIEGO, SERIOUSLY, SO F***ING HOT, OH MY GOD. But, for the sake of the last three day weekend of the summer, we decided to share our favorite hot-weather, long-weekend, booty-getting tips from the website that knows what its talking about!
1. Treat your weekend like the special occasion it is
Some people get excited for baby showers or wedding weekends – we get excited for three day weekends full of partying with friends and gettin’ laid. So don’t hesitate, start planning now (I know you’re not really working, since you’re reading BCU, slacker!)… will you hit the club tonight? Stay chill and BBQ today and then go crazy tomorrow, ending with a pool party on Sunday afternoon? Make some calls, check what’s going on in your area, and know what’s what!
2. Don’t pigeon-hole yourself into one activity (or one booty call)
On the opposite end of that advice, make sure to be open to last minute, spontaneous adventures! Maybe someone wants to throw caution to the wind and drive to Atlantic City for a two-night debauchery fest. Or a friend you know has a beach house they want to invite you to. Don’t promise you’ll be anywhere, cause something more awesome might pop up. This includes potential booty… don’t lock yourself in with one date for the whole weekend… you might meet someone super sexy on Saturday night that you didn’t even know existed this morning!
3. Take advantage of the colder side of life
It’s hot. Like seriously HOT in some places. So seek out the spots near you with borderline-freezing air conditioning, or a sexy local pool party, or gather a bunch of friends for a cheap (but fun) water balloon fight. The only rule: everyone must wear white t-shirts.
4. Get adventurous
With the end of summer comes the beginning of fall, and the time when many people are sinking back into schoolwork and normal work hours, and the vacations don’t flow like they used to. So take this weekend to do something fun and risque, like a lil bit of public nooky (although maybe not in a shed at Home Depot).
5. Be safe
You want this weekend to be memorable. Whether it’s a twelve person orgy in someone’s swimming pool or just a twerk-filled weekend at the club, you want to have incredible memories from Labor Day 2013. What you don’t want is for Labor Day 2013 to be the weekend you accidentally got a one-night stand pregnant. Or the weekend you caught chlamydia. Or the weekend you accidentally drove after too much to drink and got a DUI, or worse, crashed. While we know that the phrase of the generation is YOLO, we hope you take that phrase literally, as in, you seriously only live once, so don’t f*** it up! Wear a condom, be responsible, call a cab. We want to see you back here on Tuesday… maybe with a slight hangover or a bruised knee, but nothing more!
Get out there and make this last steamy summer weekend the BEST ONE YET!