Speaking of pornography, and how it might be affecting our ability as mature adults to have healthy, realistic sexual expectations, here’s a clip from the Christian film, “Every Young Man’s Battle,” which takes the whole idea and blows it epically out of proportion by suggesting that any dude who watches porn is going to sink into a heroin-like addictive state which consumes their life like an August wildfire.

Apparently the only way to avoid this sexual wormhole is to show up at the house of your creepiest, most pervy-looking adult neighbor and chill with him in the middle of the night. #SafetyFirst!

The most ridiculous part of the video? The overweight Latino kid in a high school library inviting his friend over for snacks, “buzz juice,” and communal porn watching, while the kid is just trying to study from what is apparently A FOUR HUNDRED YEAR OLD BOOK.

COME. ON.