When I first saw the title of this Funny or Die parody video, I thought I’d save it for Wednesday. “Combining sexy with funny?” I thought. “What a great way to start a Hump Day morning!” Drop dead gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio is one of our favorite hump day hotties, and she could totally use an encore. It was perfect.

Luckily, though, I watched the whole video, and realized no, no no no, it definitely needs to come before then because A) it’s too funny and B) it might give someone nightmares.

So enjoy Alessandra Ambrosio, RJ Mitte, and Breaking Bad‘s Marten Weiner (aka Walter Jr, aka Flynn), in Weird Science 2.