As you all know, I am not a fan of fame whores. Whether they’re men or women, any person who knowingly takes advantage of their connection to a celebrity just to gain fame and fortune is a straight up FAILURE AT LIFE in my book.

Currently, one of the most fame-whorey of fame-whores is Sydney Leathers, the 23-year-old woman who had an online relationship with New York mayoral candidate (and notorious philanderer) Anthony Weiner. After sharing all of their intimate messaging and going on national television to shame him, she must have seen her celeb status dwindling, because she quickly made her way to Vivid to film her porn debut, but not before having a public plastic surgery consultation, and only slightly BEFORE recording a single called WEINERIZER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Look, we know it’s a dog eat dog world out there, and it’s a crappy economy and people gotta watch out for number one and make their living somehow, but DEAR GOD, SYDNEY LEATHERS, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE WORST.

Check out the video of her single below, if you hate yourself and your ears and eyes and soul.

We look forward to her inevitable spiral into working at a Hustler store in Fort Lauderdale. Sooner rather than later, preferably.