Ohhhh, damn, how did we miss this yesterday?! According to Deadspin, Marcus Jordan, son of King of the Key Michael Jordan, accidentally tweeted a pic of his junk on Sunday, deleted it, apologized, then claimed to be hacked.

click on the pic above for the uncensored version over at Deadspin.

My homies hitting me up talking about some pic that was posted from my account.. I mean really? Y'all think I don't know how to work this?

— Marcus Jordan (@ORDAINMJ) July 28, 2013

SAY WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT? I mean, that NEVER HAPPENS!

Just kidding, it always happens and people need to stop. How and why would a “hacker” break into your account just to post a picture of your dick for a second, then immediately take it down and apologize? That’s like someone breaking into your apartment, stealing your TV, and then putting it back BEFORE YOU NOTICED IT WAS GONE.

People need to figure out their phones, turn off automatic sharing, or dump their Twitter accounts all together. There are WAY too many cases of celebrities accidentally Tweeting their sexy parts to the world when they probably only meant them for one person. IT’S A DAMN EPIDEMIC!

As for Marcus, we know you accidentally sexted your whole Twitter following. So please tune in next week when we host a week of Digital Dating Tips, which will include “SEXTING RULES and REGULATIONS.” You clearly need a refresher course.