In the last few weeks, evidence has arisen that reveals Anthony Weiner (aka most appropriately named politician ever) did NOT in fact stop his extra-marital texting back in 2011 when he was caught (and forgiven) by his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin.

According to some screenshots released by TheDirty.com, The Wein started up a NEW relationship with 23-year-old Sydney Leathers, chatting and having phone sex with the sexy progressive activist for sometime after his disgraced resignation from congress. Mr. Weiner has since confirmed the relationship, and Sydney has (obvi) made her way to TV to share her “disgust” with the ex-representative, as well to apologize to his wife for seducing her “perpetually horny” husband.

Blah blah, boring boring, 1992 called, they want their scandal back. OH WAIT – HERE’S SOMETHING DELIGHTFUL! According to Slate magazine, Weiner used the Yahoo messenger name “Carlos Danger” as an alias. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. CARLOS DANGER??? Glorious.

Slate also created a fantastic “political scandal name generator,” so you can find your own awkward, clunky name to use when you’re having a surreptitious online affair. Mine, for example, is ENRIQUE JEOPARDY.

Fantastic. Head over to Slate magazine to find out your own name, and let us know in the comments!