Whoa – apparently today is “getting stuck in inanimate objects” day, because not only did we meet the average Russian woman whose kinky exploits landed her in an awkward position, but we found out that Queen of Pop Beyonce isn’t immune to getting trapped either!

Apparently last night during her show in Montreal, Bey was in the middle of “Halo” (aka one of the slowest, most emotional songs she’s got) when her weave got sucked into the giant fan behind her (yeah, the one that’s supposed to blow her hair AWAY – what a TRAITOR). Because it’s 2013, several fans caught videos of the incident, which show The Most Professional Singer in the World singing perfectly while several uniformed guards work at lightning pace to attempt to free her from the clutches of a giant f***ing industrial fan. Check out this video:

Damn, girl, you know what you’re doing. That’s what we call years of seasoned performing. We’d love to see how whiny douche-bag Justin Bieber would handle it – and let’s be honest, his hair is definitely long enough.