Step 1: Write a perfect song.
Step 2: Hire a 14-year-old with access to the AV room of his high school (protip: make SURE it has a green screen for the all-important beach shots)
Step 3: Find a couple cute Asian girls to star as back-up dancers slash… um, cats?
Step 4: Find the perfect black cowboy get up. Black is slimming, and will distract from your terrifying face!
Step 5: Film. Go with what feels good, even if it looks like something out of a fever dream.
Step 6: Profit, and by profit I mean show to your family and wait for their reactions and then cry over the YouTube comments.