This Ode To Michael Jackson is… Interesting
Remember Ola Ray? No? Let me give you a little hint… how about now? Yep, she’s the chick from Michael Jackson’s ultra-famous Thriller video in 1983.
Four years after Michael’s death, Miss Ray decided to pay tribute to the man who made her famous gave her one of her only jobs ever, and it is just as out-dated and creepy and strange as you would expect. Check it out:
Girl looks pretty damn good for 52, we gotta admit. But beyond the svelte legs and little black dress, this thing is a GODDAMN TRAIN WRECK. Off-key, high-pitched, nonsense lyrics and green-screen dancing like the poor man’s Paula Abdul? Not to mention the Party City “zombie” makeup and feeble, osteoarthritic attempt at recreating the iconic Thriller dance… MJ would NOT be proud.
[It should be noted that whoever wrote Ola’s IMDB page (cough cough itwasher) called her “lovely and shapely.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA]