DO Join OBC. Don’t Have Sex With Teenagers.
After a recent string of stories about desperate folks resorting to horribly creepy and illegal acts in order to get laid, I have decided to begin a new series of posts about reasons to join OBC, thereby avoiding the atrocities these people had to commit. For example, Join OBC, Don’t F*ck A Horse. Or Join OBC, Don’t Throw Your Semen on Women in Wal-Mart.
Today’s Join OBC post is for all the laydeez out there who are in the midst of a dry spell, or are feeling lonely, or are so needing some D that they’re ready and willing to do some really unsavory things.
So, my fellow women, Join OBC. DON’T HAVE SEX WITH TEENAGERS.
In the last week, we’ve seen not one, not two, not even three, but MOTHER-EFFING FOUR stories of female teachers having sex with their male students. WHAT IN THE EVER-LIVING HELL IS IN THE WATER IN THESE HIGH SCHOOLS?!?
Mandy Morales, Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst, Roseanna Langley, and Kimberly Dawn Bynum were all caught having sexual relationships with students, each under the age of 18. Three of the women were charged and will now be considered sex offenders, though Bynum has apparently married the 17-year-old student she was involved with to avoid prosecution (Alabama, ladies and gentlemen).
Look, ladies. I get that being a teacher is hard work. You’re underpaid, you work long hours making it tough to have a social life, you’re confronted with educational bureaucracy that makes it difficult to teach students in the way they needed, and many times the kids you encounter are obnoxious, disrespectful, and lazy. Oh, and on top of that, the hormones in everyone’s dairy these days are making 16-year-olds look like they’re in their early 20s. That doesn’t mean you should HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
Join OBC, ladies. There are MILLIONS of men looking for a steamy night, and who knows, maybe a relationship. It’s safer, healthier, and oh yeah, less likely to put you in jail.
July 22, 2013 @ 11:28 am
Yeah, educating 100+ students with different brains 5 days a week, some with unidentified learning disabilities, some from bad homes, some who are just plain spoiled lazy brats DOES seen pretty easy, especially while abiding by federal standards that are overwhelmingly considered to be outdated and inaccurate and working with almost-nothing budgets. What do they have to complain about? Pfft.
July 21, 2013 @ 9:21 am
I don’t know about all of this ‘they work hard’ stuff (Teachers get time off Weekly. And I’m NOT referring to Weekends), but they can be considered to be ‘underpaid’, since they are in a position to educate our children (although I do take issue with the degree to which they do it). I do not, and will not, condemn these ladies for what they did at all. People are made by their environment to be who they are. No one is born socially askew. But that’s for a much longer discussion, that I’m sure no one here wants to have. :-)