What’s the Best Vacay Spot For Booty Calls?
5. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
If you’re under the age of 40, Cabo is your go-to for a beachside, booze-fueled party weekend. Not to say that 40-plussers can’t get a hot booty call, it’s just very likely that your options for legal tail in this region are limited.
4. Aruba
If you’ve got a hefty wallet and a desire to see some of the most beautiful sunsets in the universe, book yourself a flight to Aruba. There are gorgeous resorts, casinos, and restaurants, as well as a bevy of sexy singles who are down for a nighttime romp in the waves.
3. Miami, Florida
I know we’ve said some sh***y things about Florida, but there’s no doubt that Miami has got some of the hottest singles in the world. Head there for tanned and toned bods, beautiful beaches, and bars that are open 24 hours. Talk about the perfect equation for a hook up.
2. Rosarito, Mexico
The slightly-less-fancy version of Cabo, Rosarito is close enough to the border that many southwestern Americans can drive there (although be sure to get car insurance). Enjoy affordably prices hotels, dank lobster a few minutes away in Puerto Nuevo, and the world famous Papas & Beer, where booze and boobs are plentiful.
1. Las Vegas
If you hate the ocean, skip all the paradise beach locales above and go to the aptly named Sin City. In the past ten years there have been more bad-ass pools installed in the city than you could possibly imagine, which is good because it’s like 1000 degrees there mid-summer and your body will disintegrate in the sun if you stay out of water for more than five minutes. Hit up Daylight at the Mandalay Bay or Encore Beach Club for pool-wall to pool-wall of hot (literally and figuratively) singles looking for afternoon delight.
What are your favorite vacation hook up spots? Let us know in the comments!