Would You Watch a Paula Deen Porn?
Look at that face. Look at it. Now read this:
“TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.
“Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson,” the company wrote to Deen, adding that she’s a “MILF,” and they are willing to offer her “6 figures for very little work,” since there is no nudity required.”
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
I mean, I thought that Paula Deen using the n-word several times in her life and suggesting that they hire black men to act like slaves at her brother’s wedding was the worst thing I could think about her. NOW, THOUGH, I’m picturing her lubing herself up with butter and I’m pretty sure I’m now dead inside.
