Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down.

Welp, there’s a guy loose in Sweden who’s going around jacking off on bikes, so I think we’re good for a few more weeks.

According to Gawker, Swedish resident Per Edstrom had found his bike “violated” (I assume that means covered in jizz) a couple times, so he decided to set up a camera to catch his bicycle’s tawdry lover. Turns out it was NOT another bike, but a MAN, who set up shop on the seat with a mysterious photo in his hand, and TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS:

Via Gawker:

“My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning, you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating,” Edstrom told the Swedish paper Kvällsposten.

Not that he’s worried. “This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing,” said Edström. “I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.”

Oh Sweden. So open-minded and non-judgmental. You know if this happened in the US of A, someone would blame that shit on gay marriage.

Good lucK, Mr. Edstrom. And take your bike to a rape-counseling center STAT. She might be suffering some serious PTSD.