Ugh, what a boring week. Seriously – I was on a HUNT for some juicy gossip, something super weird, ANYTHING that would make you go WTF, but nothing happened! It’s like the world forgot that we have millions upon millions of internet users to placate. STEP UP YOUR GAME, WORLD.

Oh well, here are all the less-than-awesome things we talked about this week:

We reminded you how good you have it by showing you three people who are having a really sh*tty week.

Although we probably should now include Aaron Hernandez, whose week is worse than EVERYONE’S, being that he’s being charged with murder.

Courtney Stodden, on the other hand, appears to be having a GREAT week, despite looking like she has two mylar balloons shoved up her tank top.

So are Chicago Blackhawks fans, whose stressful victory video is a telling precursor to the story that a quarter of them were late to work on Monday.

The most WTF news of the week is that a Brazilian artist has put up 5 years of her period blood rags as an “art piece”.

Need some eye-bleach after that catastrophe? How about a gander at Emily Ratajkowski, our Hump Day Hottie?

We gave some great reasons why summer is the best season for booty calls.

Speaking of booty calls, head over to OBC this weekend and get yourself one – you could end up on next week’s testiMOANial Tuesday post!

Tip: look for women that are “420-friendly”… they’re more likely to put out!

Be careful getting too serious with anyone though, because apparently a rough marriage can lead you to murdering your wife in a REALLY creepy way.

If you do get stuck in a dead-end marriage, take a page out of this billionaire’s book (and out of his wallet, while you’re at it) and celebrate your divorce by filming an orgy in a limo.

Have a great weekend everyone, we’ll see you on Monday. #GETSOME.