There’s only two more days left in May, and only two more days in our Sexy Summer Slim Down series. Tomorrow we’ll share our last post, with some tips for taking your healthy new lifestyle to the bedroom ;). But today, we’re gonna slap a big fat NO on this new fad of “smoking liquor,” lead by a Texas man named Broderic Allen who claims the practice helped him drop 80 pounds.

Via Fox5:

Look. We know that keeping a slim physique and looking sexy is important for singles. But SMOKING YOUR ALCOHOL IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT. As we’ve learned over the past month, it’s all about moderation, self-control, and diligence. If you are so desperate to get drunk without putting on weight that you put your lungs, brain, and LIFE at risk with every cocktail, maybe your weight isn’t the most important issue you need to work on.

Head over to Get Drunk Not Fat for some low-cal drink ideas that won’t STRAIGHT UP KILL YOU.